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Stolen from Tex's blog:

1.  Do you like bleu cheese?  No.
2.  Have you ever smoked?   Yes. Very briefly, in college. Like not even a full pack.
3.  Do you own a gun?  No.
4.  What is your favorite flavor?  I have no idea. Different moods call for different flavors.
5.  Do you get nervous before doctor visits?  This seems like a rich person's problem.
6.  What do you think of hot dogs?  Microwave-friendly, not too expensive if you buy the right kind, not bad tasting.  Off my menu though, thanks to my weird semi-vegetarian diet.
7.  Favorite movie?  Yikes.  Annie Hall, Raiders of the Lost Ark, or Casablanca.  It's tough to choose across genres. 
8.  What do you prefer to drink in the morning?  Iced coffee.
9.  Do you do push ups?  No.
10.  What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?  I no longer wear jewelry.
11.  Favorite hobby?  Reading, I guess. 
12.  Do you have attention deficit disorder?  I don't think so.
13.  What’s the one thing you dislike about yourself?  Ha. Only one?  That I hate my life, but I lack the courage to end it.
14.  What is your middle name?  It's the same as my father's first name.
15.  Name three thoughts at this moment:  The pres. election showed the true colors of a lot of people, I need to finish a story I started writing, need to complain to the audiobook company but complaining is exhausting.  
16.  Name three drinks you drink regularly:  Iced coffee, Sparkletts water, store brand vitamin water - cherry flavored.
17.  Current worry?  Financial and dental stuff.
18.  Current annoyance right now?  The Left
19.  Favorite place to be?  Somewhere else.
20.  How do you ring in the new year?  With a bottle - usually Kahlua.
21.  Where would you like to go?  A better place.
22.  Do you own slippers?  Not officially.  I do own a pair of shoes that have become slippers.
23.  What color shirt are you wearing right now?  I am currently shirtless. 
24.  Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?  Huh?
25.  Can you whistle?  Not really. Not enough to matter.
26.  What are your favorite colors?  Black? 
27.  Would you be a pirate?  Depends.  Not thrilled about living in Pittsburgh.  But if my wench looks like Keira Knightley, I'd have to consider it.
28.  What songs do you sing in the shower?  I take requests from women.
29.  Favorite girl's name?  Gosh. Laura, Stephanie, Monica, Erin, Jennifer (because I hate myself), Michelle, Kelly, Shannon, Ariel
30.  Favorite boy’s name?  Not either of mine.  Sheesh.   
31.  What’s in your pocket right now?  Nothing.
32.  Last thing that made you laugh?  My own lame sense of humor that amuses only myself.
33.  Best toy as a child?  My Hot Wheels collection. 
34.  Worst injury you ever had?  Either the forehead injury from hallway football or the forehead / left shoulder / legs injury package from being hit by a car.  
35.  Where would you love to live?  A better place.
36.  How many televisions do you have?  Zero.
37.  Who is your loudest friend?  Not really a befriender of loud people.
38.  Does someone trust you?  No.
39.  What book are you reading at the moment?  Lone Star Noir
40.  What’s your favorite candy?  Chocolate. 
41.  What’s your favorite sports team?  Eagles, followed by whoever is playing the Cowboys.
42.  Favorite month of the year?  They all suck.  I guess I'll pick September.