Seinfeld Super Slam Winner

 

All hail, King George!

He swept Jerry in the title bout.  

I ranked the top contenders thusly:

Jerry

George

Elaine

Kramer

Newman

J. Peterman

Clearly, I was wrong. 

Seinfeld Super Slam Title Bout

 

He destroyed suede.  He stole marble rye.  He dated a virgin and a massage therapist. The Superman of observational comedy, Jerrrrrrry Seinfeld!

He saved a whale.  He killed his fiancee.  He wore boxers to gym class.  The man Marisa Tomei refers to as the one who got away - George Costannnnnnnnza!

Seinfeld Super Slam Final Four

 

There were two sweeps last round:  Kramer and George.  

There was one tie, which I will settle myself.

Elaine vs J. Peterman:  Elaine wins.

1.  Jerry

Kramer

2.  George

Elaine

Seinfeld Super Slam Elite Eight

 

There were four unanimous winners in the second round:  Jerry, Kramer, Elaine, and Newman.

Sidra got a vote against George - the only time through two rounds that a main character didn't win unanimously. 

There was one tie, which I will settle myself:

David Puddy vs Kenny Bania:  Puddy wins.  

1.  Jerry Seinfeld

Frank Costanza

2.  Cosmo Kramer

Newman

3.  George Costanza

David Puddy

4.  Elaine Benes

J. Peterman

Seinfeld Super Slam Sweet Sixteen

 

There were seven unanimous winners in the first round:  the four main characters, David Puddy, the Soup Nazi, and Frank Costanza.

There were two ties, which will be broken by me:

Morty Seinfeld vs Jackie Chiles:  Jackie Chiles

Helen Seinfeld vs Sidra Holland:  Sidra Holland

1.  Jerry Seinfeld

Jackie Chiles

2.  Cosmo Kramer

Estelle Costanza

3.  George Costanza

Sidra Holland

4.  Elaine Benes

George Steinbrenner

5.  Newman

Tim Whatley

6.  Lt. Joe Bookman

Frank Costanza

7.  J. Peterman

Soup Nazi

8.  David Puddy

Kenny Bania

Seinfeld Super Slam

A 32-character tournament.  

One round per post with 48 hours to vote on each round.

Lets' get to it:

1.  Jerry Seinfeld (main character)

Justin Pitt (Elaine's boss)

2.  Cosmo Kramer (main character)

Babu Bhatt (restaurant owner across the street from Jerry's apartment)

3.  George Costanza (main character)

Tina Robbins (Elaine's roommate)

4.  Elaine Benes (main character)

Matt Wilhelm (George's boss with the Yankees)

5.  Morty Seinfeld (Jerry's father)

Jackie Chiles (Kramer's lawyer)

6.  Estelle Costanza (George's mother)

Uncle Leo (Jerry's uncle)

7.  Helen Seinfeld (Jerry's mother)

Sidra Holland (dated Jerry) (portrayed by Teri Hatcher)

8.  George Steinbrenner (Yankees owner)

Susan Ross (George's girlfriend, then fiance)

9.  Newman (Kramer's friend)

Jack Klompus (Morty Seinfeld's nemesis)

10.  J. Peterman (Elaine's boss)

Bubble Boy (lives in a bubble)

11.  David Puddy (Elaine's boyfriend)

Izzy Mandelbaum (Jerry's trainer) (portrayed by Lloyd Bridges)

12.  Crazy Joe Davola

Lt. Joe Bookman (library cop)

13.  Frank Costanza (George's father)

Russell Dalrymple (NBC executive)

14.  Mickey Abbott (Kramer's diminutive friend)

Tim Whatley (Jerry's dentist)    

15.  Kenny Bania (comedian)

Keith Hernandez (dated Elaine) (portrayed by Keith Hernandez)

16.  Soup Nazi

Mr. Kruger (George's boss)