Monday, April 25, 2016

Music Monday

My post for the A to Z Challenge went up earlier today.  Anyhoo...

Today is Parental Alienation Awareness Day.  Let's get to it.

"Teach Your Children" - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young

"Cat's in the Cradle" - Harry Chapin

"Mother" - Pink Floyd

"Mother" -Pearl Jam (Pink Floyd cover)

"Papa Don't Preach" - Madonna  (When you show up for work and everybody's wearing the same outfit as you.)

Question for Readers:  Madonna's shirt in this video is similar to a shirt she wears in the official video for the song.  What does that shirt say?   

A to Z Challenge: U






A simple rhyming poem for today.




Underwhelmed

I read the acclaimed poet’s verse.
To be fair, I’ve read much worse.
I stepped from rhyme to rhyme
Down the path of a bygone time.
But I left the road disappointed
By his greatness so anointed.
For while I walked from line to line
I did not wish the lines were mine.

Saturday, April 23, 2016

A to Z Challenge: T







Thoughts of Jen

I have been in thinking of you,
Jen, and as I lay around,
The bed rubbed against my back
Like a coffin. The music
Played to tape’s end and was silent.

I was dead to the world; in my heart
They were conducting an autopsy;
On my brain they were shoveling the dirt.
Yet what was in me for you
Burnt as hot in my blood
As flames at a cremation.

Then I moved enough to get drunk.
Where were you? Midnight
Is filled with loser poets
Scribbling their problems in black ink.
My burial in a tomb of drink continues,
And my elbows are convicted of murder.




Friday, April 22, 2016

Film Friday

Jack Nicholson turned 79 today.  So let's get to it.

Chinatown (1974): It's all about the water. And Faye Dunaway.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975):  Based on the novel by Ken Kesey.  Oscars for Louise Fletcher, Nicholson, director Milos Forman, Best Picture, and Best Adapted Screenplay.





Batman (1989):  He insisted on a portion of the box office profits to portray the Joker.  A B-movie actor from Minnesota provided the soundtrack.




A Few Good Men (1992): The good ol' days of Gitmo. When Tom Cruise drank Yoo-hoo and Demi Moore buttoned her top button.

As Good As It Gets (1997):  Once again, Jack portrays a writer.  Will it go better than it did in The Shining?
   

A to Z Challenge: S




Sam Buca

I attended high school with Sam Buca, the screen writer. He was always engaged in shenanigans of some sort: giving wrong directions to British tourists, selling photos of his busty sister licking a banana, convincing a cheer leader he loved her, putting syrup of ipecac in the punch at a school dance, using a fake I.D. to check out library books and keep them. But I digress.

Serpico In Switzerland was the first script he sold. The former NYPD whistle blower is leading a quiet life in Geneva when he discovers something is amiss in the banking industry. The film follows his investigation, riddled with clocks and chocolates, and a few frauleins. There are two scenes that stand out - one, set against the backdrop of Thelonious Monk's sad piano, follows Serpico on a train ride into France, and then to a bank. Things had gotten so dicey for him in Switzerland that he had to leave the country just to cash his pay check. The other is near the end of the film - the corrupt bankers feel the net closing around them and don't spare Serpico any hostility. He's interviewing an elderly financier during flu season, when the evil man leans forward and suddenly coughs on our hero. The camera zooms in on Serpico's face as he mutters under his breath - "And I thought New York was dangerous."

With his first film having been a surprise hit, Buca opted for a pretentious art house flick for his next venture. The sequel to Girl With A Pearl Earring, Woman With A Pearl Necklace, takes place a few years in the future. The girl of the painting is now attending the University of Amsterdam, but tuition is expensive. So she gets a work study job as a nude model for aspiring painters. Alas, they are not Vermeer, and it's possible that they appreciate her for non-academic reasons.

The backlash from Vermeer fans was fierce, the most vocal protests coming from Jan Spaettervink, a gallery owner in Rotterdam. He and his most loyal followers picketed the film festivals that showed Woman With A Pearl Necklace - Cannes, Sundance, Toronto, Tribeca. Spaettervink eventually got arrested for throwing a dirty paint brush at Scarlet Johannson. During the trial, his young female disciples gathered on the court house steps and raised their skirts to show the pallet and easel tattoos on their left cheeks. It was all very Manson-esque.

Sam did a couple more sequels. Rick, Ilse, and Victor once again find themselves in a love triangle in Albany, but Victor's now a mild-mannered insurance salesman with a pot-belly, not the war hero he once was. In Mr. Bueller's Day Off, it seems Ferris has a hankering for the baby sitter, a Northwestern drama major with a pierced navel. Unfortunately, neither of these was as successful as Serpico In Switzerland. So the studio execs stopped committing large budgets to his projects. He writes pornos now, as the preferred alternative to Lifetime channel movies.







Thursday, April 21, 2016

A to Z Challenge: R



Today is a short story I wrote from somebody else's picture prompt.  This pic will have to do.




Ring of the Sun

They followed the ring of the sun through memories and echoes of memories. The sky burnt orange over their heads, like the gods had smashed a pumpkin and not bothered to clean up the mess. But the ring of the sun shone golden in its brilliance.

They followed the ring of the sun across deserts and savannas. Even at night it glowed – majestic in the sky as a king on his throne. They huddled together in tents, listening to the sounds of the wild beasts. The braying and bellowing, yowling and howling. There were nights when they seemed within the camp and other nights when they were clearly far away, across valleys and mesas.

They followed the ring of the sun through frigid winters, their footprints vanishing under new-fallen snow. Urination and defecation were necessary hardships, the exposure of bare flesh to the elements a painful inconvenience.

They followed the ring of the sun through the scorching heat of summer. Sweat soaked their clothes. They drank greedily from their canteens. Mirages appeared, and just as quickly vanished. They shed unnecessary clothing, and would have been provoked sexually, if not exhausted by their exertions.

When their rations depleted, they hunted lizards and gathered berries. An elder went crazy on peyote, and was put out of his misery  - choked in his sleep. The insects swarmed on his rotting corpse. The vultures circled overhead, attracted by the wind-blown stench.

When they came upon an oasis, they made camp in the shade of the palm trees. They stripped their dirty, sweaty clothes and bathed in the cool waters of the pond. They washed the journey from their bodies, from their clothes. They emerged refreshed, renewed, cleansed of their toil. They were invigorated, and bodies mingled with bodies, eager to share their joy in this Shangri la, this Eden. Flesh merged with flesh and they felt alive.

But their time in paradise was short-lived. Once again, they followed the ring of the sun. The weeks became months, the months became seasons. Women who had mated at the oasis developed swollen bellies, delivered offspring. The journey continued, more slowly of course.

There would be more seasons, more oases. The men would go grey and in some cases bald. The women’s breasts would sag. The babies would grow into adults, replacing those who would die. The journey would continue through generations. Eventually, nobody would remain who knew the reason for their journey, or even their destination. And yet…

They followed the ring of the sun.

 

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

A to Z Challenge: Q


Q is for Quiet


Quiet Riot:

The Quiet Man:  John Wayne moves to Ireland, gets him some Maureen O'Hara, etc.


The Quiet American:  Vietnam in the 1950's.


Quiet Laughter:   GCO is my favorite resident of Curacao, of all-time. Seriously.

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A Quiet Girl:  Ericka is married. But honorary Kentuckian Ashley Judd is divorced. Just sayin'. 

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