Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Elliptical Halloween Advice
Office Party: Don't be that annoying person who wears the same costume every year.
Treating the Munchkins: Don't be those people who give out fruit for Halloween.
Costume (Ladies' Version): Don't confuse sexy with slutty.
Costume (Men's Version): Don't try to upstage your gf or wife. As at weddings, nobody cares how the guy looks. Get over yourself.
Costume (Kids' Version): It's all about maximizing your door knocks. So wear something comfortable that doesn't restrict your freedom of motion. Masks often restrict range of vision, so consider face paint instead, if possible.
Bartender or Waitress / Waiter: Working on Halloween but not wearing a costume? I can't even right now.
Lady at Bar: Keep a close watch on your beverage.
Party People: Don't drink on an empty stomach. Don't drink and drive. Don't try to convince me Stella Artois is a good beer.
Movie Watchers: Check back Friday for some recommendations.