Listed in reverse order of personal preference:
7. Browns
Terrible nickname, unreasonably cold in winter, not even the real Browns, and Deshaun Watson.
Super Bowl Wins: 0
Last Super Bowl Appearance: Never.
6. Steelers
They've won enough. They don't need to win one as a Wild Card team.
Super Bowl Wins: 6
Last Super Bowl Appearance: 2010 season
5. Texans
Terrible nickname, Texans already have big enough egos, probably the most boring team in the playoffs.
Super Bowl Wins: 0
Last Super Bowl Appearance: Never
4. Chiefs
I like Andy. I like hating on the Raiders and Chargers. Good fan base in Kansas City. But they won it last season and oh gawd I am so sick of that woman.
Super Bowl Wins: 3
Last Super Bowl Appearance: 2022 season (eye roll)
3. Dolphins
Nothing against them really. But Miami doesn't seem like a football town and they're just a Wild Card team.
Super Bowl Wins: 2
Last Super Bowl Appearance: 1984 season
2. Ravens
Best nickname in the league. Top seed in the conference.
Super Bowl Wins: 2
Last Super Bowl Appearance: 2012 season
1. Bills
Terrible nickname, but a good fan base and an entertaining team. Suffered a long time in the same division as Brady and Vader, and before that the close but not quite Kelly / Smith era.
Super Bowl Wins: 0
Last Super Bowl Appearance: 1993 season