Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Seinfeld Super Slam

A 32-character tournament.  

One round per post with 48 hours to vote on each round.

Lets' get to it:

1.  Jerry Seinfeld (main character)

Justin Pitt (Elaine's boss)

2.  Cosmo Kramer (main character)

Babu Bhatt (restaurant owner across the street from Jerry's apartment)

3.  George Costanza (main character)

Tina Robbins (Elaine's roommate)

4.  Elaine Benes (main character)

Matt Wilhelm (George's boss with the Yankees)

5.  Morty Seinfeld (Jerry's father)

Jackie Chiles (Kramer's lawyer)

6.  Estelle Costanza (George's mother)

Uncle Leo (Jerry's uncle)

7.  Helen Seinfeld (Jerry's mother)

Sidra Holland (dated Jerry) (portrayed by Teri Hatcher)

8.  George Steinbrenner (Yankees owner)

Susan Ross (George's girlfriend, then fiance)

9.  Newman (Kramer's friend)

Jack Klompus (Morty Seinfeld's nemesis)

10.  J. Peterman (Elaine's boss)

Bubble Boy (lives in a bubble)

11.  David Puddy (Elaine's boyfriend)

Izzy Mandelbaum (Jerry's trainer) (portrayed by Lloyd Bridges)

12.  Crazy Joe Davola

Lt. Joe Bookman (library cop)

13.  Frank Costanza (George's father)

Russell Dalrymple (NBC executive)

14.  Mickey Abbott (Kramer's diminutive friend)

Tim Whatley (Jerry's dentist)    

15.  Kenny Bania (comedian)

Keith Hernandez (dated Elaine) (portrayed by Keith Hernandez)

16.  Soup Nazi

Mr. Kruger (George's boss) 

10 comments:

  1. Awesome! Going with:

    Seinfeld
    Kramer
    George Costanza
    Elaine
    Jackie
    Estelle
    Helen
    Steinbrenner
    Newman
    Bubble Boy
    Puddy
    Bookman
    Frank
    Whatley
    Banian
    Soup Nazi

    Bummer no Poppi!

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    1. Yeah, there were more than 32 viable characters. So I had to leave a few out.

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  2. Seinfeld
    Kramer
    George
    Elaine
    Marty
    Estelle
    Sidra Holland
    Steinbrenner
    Newman
    Peterman
    Puddy
    Crazy Joe
    Frank Costanza
    Tim Whatley
    Kenny
    Soup Nazi

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  3. Jerry
    Kramer
    George
    Elaine
    Morty
    Estelle
    Helen
    Steinbrenner
    Newman
    Peterman
    Puddy
    Bookman
    Frank
    Whatley
    Bania
    Soup Nazi

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  4. I'm game, even though I'm not inclined to think highly of this show after Jerry's inexplicable "If M*A*S*H had been liberal it wouldn't have been good" nonsense rant.

    1. Jerry Seinfeld (main character)


    2. Cosmo Kramer (main character)


    3. George Costanza (main character)


    4. Elaine Benes (main character)

    5. Morty Seinfeld (Jerry's father)


    6. Uncle Leo (Jerry's uncle)

    7. Helen Seinfeld (Jerry's mother)


    8. Susan Ross (George's girlfriend, then fiance)

    9. Jack Klompus (Morty Seinfeld's nemesis)

    10. J. Peterman (Elaine's boss)

    11. David Puddy (Elaine's boyfriend)

    (The Mandlebaums were the worst thing in the entire series--on this issue there can be no debate!)

    12. Lt. Joe Bookman (library cop)

    13. Frank Costanza (George's father)


    14. Mickey Abbott (Kramer's diminutive friend)

    15. Keith Hernandez (dated Elaine) (portrayed by Keith Hernandez)

    He's Keith Hernandez

    16. Soup Nazi

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    1. I guess I missed that. I wouldn't describe either show as conservative. But they weren't hitting us over the head with left-wing politics either.

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    2. M*A*S*H certainly was hitting people over the head with left-wing politics. In the later seasons that was its main purpose.

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    3. I don't know then. You've probably seen more episodes than me. Or we might just disagree on what left-wing politics is.

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  5. 1. Jerry Seinfeld (main character)

    2. Cosmo Kramer (main character)

    3. George Costanza (main character)

    4. Elaine Benes (main character)

    Jackie Chiles (Kramer's lawyer)

    6. Estelle Costanza (George's mother)


    Sidra Holland (dated Jerry) (portrayed by Teri Hatcher)

    8. George Steinbrenner (Yankees owner)

    9. Newman (Kramer's friend)

    10. J. Peterman (Elaine's boss)

    11. David Puddy (Elaine's boyfriend)

    Lt. Joe Bookman (library cop)

    13. Frank Costanza (George's father)

    14. Mickey Abbott (Kramer's diminutive friend)

    15. Kenny Bania (comedian)

    Soup Nazi

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  6. Not sure I made the 48 hour cut... but here are my picks:

    1. Jerry Seinfeld (main character)
    2. Cosmo Kramer (main character)
    3. George Costanza (main character)
    4. Elaine Benes (main character)
    5. Jackie Chiles (Kramer's lawyer)
    6. Estelle Costanza (George's mother)
    7. Sidra Holland (dated Jerry) (portrayed by Teri Hatcher)
    8. George Steinbrenner (Yankees owner)
    9. Newman (Kramer's friend)
    10. Bubble Boy (lives in a bubble)
    11. David Puddy (Elaine's boyfriend)
    12. Crazy Joe Davola
    13. Frank Costanza (George's father)
    14. Tim Whatley (Jerry's dentist)
    15. Keith Hernandez (dated Elaine) (portrayed by Keith Hernandez)
    16. Soup Nazi

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