H Is for High School English Class
There are certain tomes that will always be tainted by the stench of authoritarian conformity, under the false veneer of pre-collegiate academia. I speak of Romeo and Juliet, The Tragedy of Julius Caesar, 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World,
I would sooner recommend nothing than something from this dastardly mind control scheme, but if you insist:
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