A to Z Challenge: F

I was going to post a poem today. But I've decided to post something that will hopefully be more enjoyable for people.

F is for Flirting

I'm new in town. Would you mind testing some romantic restaurants with me?

Are you as soft and cuddly as you look?

I'm only hitting on you because you're the sexiest woman here.

Have you tried modeling?

Is work rough for you, with all the other women jealous?

Do you have a brain with that beauty?

You don't seem old enough to have known the Commodores.

When I broke up with my ex, I told her I'd find somebody better.  Looks like I was right.

Thank you. (pause) For proving that fantasies can come true.

I'll show you my tattoos, if you show me yours.

It's Casual Friday. Why don't we take our clothes off and relax?

Sex burns calories. No gym membership required.

I can tell you I'm good in bed, but I'd rather show you.

I'll let you pick the position.