Thursday, April 7, 2016

A to Z Challenge: F



I was going to post a poem today. But I've decided to post something that will hopefully be more enjoyable for people.

F is for Flirting

I'm new in town. Would you mind testing some romantic restaurants with me?

Are you as soft and cuddly as you look?

I'm only hitting on you because you're the sexiest woman here.

Have you tried modeling?

Is work rough for you, with all the other women jealous?

Do you have a brain with that beauty?

You don't seem old enough to have known the Commodores.

When I broke up with my ex, I told her I'd find somebody better.  Looks like I was right.

Thank you. (pause) For proving that fantasies can come true.

I'll show you my tattoos, if you show me yours.

It's Casual Friday. Why don't we take our clothes off and relax?

Sex burns calories. No gym membership required.

I can tell you I'm good in bed, but I'd rather show you.

I'll let you pick the position.

14 comments:

  1. The brain with the beauty one would have you seeing the exit door...hahahaaa

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  2. The phrase Casual Friday always reminds me of an Office Space Storm Troopers t-shirt I've seen. Which probably explains why I visualized that line being said by one Storm Trooper to another. Made me warm to it a bit more in my head. Lol.

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    1. Ha. Least effective body armor ever. Though I did like Jennifer Aniston.

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  3. "Are you as soft and cuddly as you look?" <--LOL and proof that I'm a crazy cat lady, because that made me immediately think of kitties

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    1. The crazy people are the ones who don't appreciate them.

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  4. Are you old enough to remember Commodores? LOL! I mean the Band is older than the Computers ...

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    1. So that line can be interpreted to refer to "Brick House" or "Three Times a Lady". I was alive when both those songs were released.

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    2. Holy crap, so was I. Definitely wouldn't have thought that.

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  5. Do any of these work? hehehe....Whats the best lines guys have had from women?

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    1. Ha. I haven't tried any of them. I'm not the kind of guy women hit on.

      Thanks for stopping by.

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