C is for Candy. Not just a stripper's name, but part of a healthy diet.
Hershey's Bar: It's so good they named a town after it.
Skittles: "Taste the rainbow."
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups: Two in each pack, so commence your chocolate seduction.
Reese's Pieces: Sales sky-rocketed in the early 1980's, due to its inclusion in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.
Snickers: Named after a horse.
Jelly Beans: Ronald Reagan's favorite candy.
Junior Mints: Good enough for Cosmo Kramer.
Cadbury Creme Eggs: A seasonal delicacy.
Candy Corn: Corn is a vegetable. You're welcome.
Almond Joy and Mounds:
"Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't." - Leon Carr
I leave you with this, from Iggy Pop and Kate Pierson: