V is for Villain. So let's get to it.
Wicked Witch of the West: Why can't I get a date on Friday night? Is it my make-up? Is it my name? Is it my bonding with weird monkeys?
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Posing for an early cover of Cat Fancy magazine.
Darth Vader: Just hold on with one hand and reach for me with your other hand, Luke. Oh wait - you can't. Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
Meredith Johnson: Notice the fear in the innocent male's eyes, as the merciless female stalks her prey. As women do.
Dr. Evil: Saving money on shampoo, like a boss.
Question for Readers: Did you notice the close resemblance between the Wicked Witch of the West and Meredith Johnson?
Poor witchiepoo who has a hard time finding a date. I've not seen that film with Michael Douglas but I would add that delightful mom fro the Manchuria. candidate.
ReplyDeleteThe Douglas / Moore film is Disclosure. Dennis Miller's in it as well.
DeleteYeah. I left some good ones off, because there have been a lot.
A lot of villains have no hair. Maybe that's the secret to world domination. Skip the shampoo.
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It seems that most women prefer men with hair. So maybe it's the lack of love that leads bald men to villainy.
DeleteI have watched those movies, great villians
ReplyDeleteI considered the bad wizard in Lord of the Rings. I'm satisfied with my choices though.
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