(and other players who don't rhyme with 'matters')
Catcher
- Urged Dodgers trainer Bill Buhler to invent the throat protector.
First Base
- First DH in MLB.
Second Base
- Last Oriole to play shortstop before Ripken's streak started.
Third Base
- All-Star at five different positions.
Shortstop
- The Mendoza Line
Left Field
- Got a hit in his 50s.
Center Field
- Cardinals GM: I'm trading you to the Phillies, Curt.
Flood: I'm sorry, sir. But with my limited skills, I can't accept a trade to such a storied franchise. It would be unfair to the best fans in baseball.
Right Field
- the flag incident
Designated Hitter
- Broke the color barrier in the A.L.
Bench
- Played for both the Blue Jays and the Red Sox in the same game.
- High school All-American in baseball, basketball, and football.
- Tigers scouts noticed him while he was playing for a prison team. They helped him get paroled early.
- All-Star in baseball and a Pro Bowler in football.
- Invented the high five (with Dusty Baker). First MLB player to come out as gay.
- Professional singer.
- Pinch runner.
Starting Rotation
- Tommy John surgery
- Challenged the reserve clause, thus bringing about free agency.
- wife swapper
- one hand
- Won a World Series and four NBA titles.
Bullpen
- Cy Young Award as a starter and a Rolaid Relief Man Award as a closer.
- Shot by his ex.
- the other wife swapper
- Fought with the Sandinistas in the Nicaraguan Civil War.